i pledge allegiance
to the band
of mr. shneebly
and will not fight him for creative control
and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
Jason got an Ed Hardy shirt and dogtags for Christmas so I want an Ed Hardy shirt and dogtags for Christmas.
This is some American BULLSHIT. I ate french fry/kebab meat pizza in Sweden like six times this summer and they were the most amazing six pizzas I’ve ever eaten. Fuckin haters.
— John Mulaney (via 5ft1)